A blonde discovered a deal at the appliance store sale.
She said to the salesman, “I want to purchase this television.” He said, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.”
“I would like to buy this TV,” she said to the salesman after rushing home and dying her hair.
He said, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” She thought, “Darn, he recognized me.” This time, she tried a full disguise.
Big sunglasses, a new outfit, a new color and haircut. She waited for a few days before approaching the salesman once more.
She said to the salesman, “I want to purchase this television.” He said, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.” She yelled in frustration, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”