There’s no sign of my wife. She hasn’t returned home from her shopping trip yesterday!
Officer: How old are you?
Husband: I don’t know. Between fifty and sixty. We do not celebrate birthdays.
Officer: How tall are you?
Husband: I don’t know. somewhat taller than five feet.
OFFICER: How much weight?
Husband: I’m not sure. Not particularly fat or slender.
Officer: What color are your eyes?
Husband: I think it’s kind of brown.
OFFICER: What is your hair color?
Husband: Alters a few times annually. Now it might be dark brown. I can’t recall.
OFFICER: What did she have on?
Husband: It might have been shorts or a skirt, or perhaps pants. I’m not precisely sure.
OFFICER: What sort of vehicle did she enter?
She got into my truck, husband.
OFFICER: What sort of vehicle was that?
Husband: A 2017 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with a 6.4-liter Hemi V8 engine, ordered with the Ram Box bar and refrigerator option, front and rear cameras, LED lighting, heated and cooled seats made of moose hide leather, and climate-controlled air conditioning. It was manufactured on September 16th.
Weather Tech floor mats and a custom matching white bed cover are included.
Gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with GPS navigation, satellite radio, and trailing package
WX ST 40-channel Cobra 75
Four power outlets, three USB ports, six cup holders, and a CB radio.
I installed off-road Toyo tires and unique alloy wheels. It features specially designed retractable running boards and
OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We’ll find your truck.