When her husband spent all of his free time in a pub, the wife became irate and complained. He therefore brought her along one evening. “What are you going to have?” he asked. “Oh, I’m not sure.
“I guess the same as you,” she remarked. The spouse then grabbed a drink and threw it down in a single motion.
After watching him, his wife sipped from her glass and spat it out. “Oh my god, that’s awful!” “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff,” she said.
The spouse said, “Well, there you go.” “And you believe that every night I’m out having fun!”